COP KILLERS ARE RUNNING LOOSE. who can help us in our time of need?
well, i can, dummy. that’s what i’m here for. i come wielding my trusty…
“postage stamp affixer” (for those of us who weren’t lucky enough to be born with tongues, or thumbs)
“bj solution disk” (because this is a problem to begin with? idk)
and sega game gear bag to put them all in. SEGA!
beware my wrath. or, in the words of black dynamite…
I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!
and now, ladies and gentlemen, a public service announcement from your close personal friend…
ahem. have you ever considered the importance of supporting your locally based, locally funded, locally active charities? in the constant heady rush to expand our world, and globalize, and reach out to other people, other groups, other communities, i believe we tend to lose sight of our own. of the value of what we have in our own backyards. MIFA is a perfect example. while there might be more plentiful goodwill dropoff locations, and the amvets store might keep later hours, and the salvation army in bartlett might have slightly nicer merchandise, none of them do the work in the community, in and for memphis, the way MIFA does. the programs they run work exclusively to support the people in this city who need it the most, in ways that no one else can. so when you think of charity, please, remember that it starts at home. in your home. in your city. in your heart. thank you for your time.
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